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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2295 on: December 03, 2016, 05:10:29 PM »
You come back to bed.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2296 on: December 03, 2016, 05:29:02 PM »
  Gotta stay up and paint!  :arrr:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2297 on: December 03, 2016, 05:32:48 PM »
Your euphemisms are strange, dear. :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2298 on: December 04, 2016, 10:48:48 PM »
You want to see strange?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2299 on: December 05, 2016, 06:28:27 AM »
  No, children may be watching!  :hide:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2300 on: December 05, 2016, 06:28:21 PM »
I'll go lock the door.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2301 on: December 06, 2016, 01:08:51 AM »
Step outside for a moment. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2302 on: December 06, 2016, 09:32:42 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 06, 2016, 01:08:51 AM
Step outside for a moment. :zoinks:

I'm busy sniffing your pillows.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2303 on: December 07, 2016, 01:27:40 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 06, 2016, 09:32:42 PM
Quote from: odeon on December 06, 2016, 01:08:51 AM
Step outside for a moment. :zoinks:

I'm busy sniffing your pillows.  :zoinks:

Um, that's not my pillow.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2304 on: December 08, 2016, 08:50:49 PM »
That'll make pillow fighting awkward.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2305 on: December 09, 2016, 01:19:39 AM »
I think you need glasses.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2306 on: December 09, 2016, 05:57:12 AM »
  I need the brain bleach.  :sick:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2307 on: December 09, 2016, 06:52:27 PM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on December 09, 2016, 05:57:12 AM
  I need the brain bleach.  :sick:

I'll go fetch some q-tips.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2308 on: December 30, 2016, 05:01:20 PM »
I'm lonely in bed alone.  >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2309 on: December 31, 2016, 04:34:23 AM »
I can touch your butt. :zoinks:
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