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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2205 on: November 07, 2016, 11:33:20 AM »
Keep it clean and tidy.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2206 on: November 07, 2016, 06:22:01 PM »
Always! Have to hide evidence.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2207 on: November 07, 2016, 06:56:32 PM »
Guess where I bury evidence.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2208 on: November 08, 2016, 11:43:53 AM »
Do you dig it out? :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2209 on: November 09, 2016, 08:47:21 PM »
I naturally excel at digging.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2210 on: November 10, 2016, 06:55:24 AM »
Dig  what out? as in Kit's thread?:P

Because the gopher is full of that, enough digging, for if  that digging effort was transferred to soil of the ground type, rather than the 'night-' kind, he'd get from here to fucking well china in about sixty seconds.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2211 on: November 10, 2016, 10:08:33 AM »
Dig  what out? as in Kit's thread?:P

Because the gopher is full of that, enough digging, for if  that digging effort was transferred to soil of the ground type, rather than the 'night-' kind, he'd get from here to fucking well china in about sixty seconds.

It's supposed to be a 5 word response.  5 words, yep.  After 151 pages it's understandable the rule got forgotten.

 Here's where we show we're brilliant, it can take me quite a while to edit it down to 5.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2212 on: November 10, 2016, 10:25:51 AM »
Since it's me, and you Lestat's your favourite clandestine chemist QV, lets not count the smiley or the '?' as a word and turn 'as in' to as-in' making it one over, and if he brings you breakfast in bed, whilst he is getting up early to do PR's breakfast-in-bed, makes you an extra platter of B-in-B, can your favourite naughty autie clan.chemist, biotech and all round naughty autie biohacker have an extra word? pretty please with hot breakfast in bed for you as well on top? All Lestat's just had last is he opened a can of rice pudding, the last of his cans of cold rice pudding stash from the fridge, he's just about to have his after-quick snack rollup,a few quick mouthfuls of white grapefruit juice and grab another carton, whilst cooking her viceroyalty's b-in-b and some for QV, Lestat'll make it even bigger for QV if the royal assent, keeping in mind the mitigating circumstances of him never actually being aware of the 5 word rule, if royal pardon is given for the extra, and ye assent royale be giveth unto Your Majesty's favourite non-genetically-related naughty autie. And considering he does like the heir to the royal throne so much and admire humbly, as he doth do, and with the respect you know that he has for both the current royal bottom upon the palace throne, and aforementioned throne's heir not merely apparent, but quite definitely wuvvly self :worship:

(btw swill waiting on that nice list:P, and I'll hold you to it, if a humble commoner may hold a royal to anything. Hell, he'd an outlaw anyway so what the hell, he's holding you to it:)

After all, what can anyone do, make your favoured most uncommon commoner  :heisenberg: an outlaw?

C'mon, its almost xmas, one more word for the  :heisenberg: who is all the same, despite being  :heisenberg: anyway, unaware of the royal decree. BEING an :heisenberg: isn't all dressing up in green, poncing around the forest noshing on roast deer legs from round a camp fire. There aren't even any merry men close enough right now to share a poached deer and a pot of stew from a few *lestat needs a rabbit-poaching smiley temporarily, so turn your royal ass this way and look and see one:P* It isn't all lazing around getting drunk on ale filched from the sherrif of nottingham, to get to THAT point, where an  :heisenberg: gets to lay back, kick his boots off and do some lazing, there has to be much work done, some of it difficult and a very large part of it dangerous.

So, its xmas (ish, nearly, sortof), call it an early xmas card (CARD,  mind you:P) that some royal servant in messenger's livery can play runner and go leave in a dead drop whilst  :junkie:-hood, hides in a (currently borrowed) den not a huge distance from some of the forests not THAT far from shottingham/snottingham/shittingham (take your royal pick, it hardly matters HOW you word that it's fucking shit there and a general dump for the noxious refuse most other nasty ass third-world-land-transplants to the 1st world wouldn't sully themselves with :lol1: Plus of course the evil :police: of shottingham.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2213 on: November 10, 2016, 01:11:23 PM »
...the person above you in this thread, what would you say- in EXACTLY FIVE WORDS?

Since I'm starting and therefore nobody is above me, I'll just give an example of what I'd say if I woke up naked and alone:

'Oh god, I'm so lonely."

Lots of Canadian guys, eh?
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2214 on: November 10, 2016, 08:47:29 PM »
Only use five words, Lestat.  :hitler:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2215 on: November 10, 2016, 08:50:10 PM »

Lots of Canadian guys, eh?

Canadians make my tundra melt.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2216 on: November 11, 2016, 01:01:59 AM »
Dig  what out? as in Kit's thread?:P

Because the gopher is full of that, enough digging, for if  that digging effort was transferred to soil of the ground type, rather than the 'night-' kind, he'd get from here to fucking well china in about sixty seconds.

It's supposed to be a 5 word response.  5 words, yep.  After 151 pages it's understandable the rule got forgotten.

 Here's where we show we're brilliant, it can take me quite a while to edit it down to 5.

Brilliant is what brilliant does. :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2217 on: November 11, 2016, 10:06:16 AM »
Got five words for you gopher boy.

They start with 'why don'' and end with 'off'
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2218 on: November 11, 2016, 11:23:46 AM »
You still got it wrong. :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2219 on: November 11, 2016, 09:21:13 PM »
Got five words for you gopher boy.

They start with 'why don'' and end with 'off'

Fucking off is my specialty.  :zoinks:
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