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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1995 on: June 25, 2016, 07:36:50 PM »
Do I smell party poop?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1996 on: June 26, 2016, 11:33:05 AM »
Are you even housebroken yet? :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1997 on: June 26, 2016, 06:16:49 PM »
Want to train me how?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1998 on: June 27, 2016, 09:02:04 AM »
Lay quietly on the tracks.  The 11 o'clock express is coming now.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1999 on: June 27, 2016, 09:24:09 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on June 27, 2016, 09:02:04 AM
Lay quietly on the tracks. 
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Fixed, image tells without words.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2000 on: June 27, 2016, 12:24:09 PM »
Images more than five words?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2001 on: June 27, 2016, 12:36:03 PM »
Just be quiet and watch. :belly:
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2002 on: June 27, 2016, 03:58:34 PM »
Hawt. I mean seriously hawt.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2003 on: June 27, 2016, 07:24:11 PM »
Do I smell something burning?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2004 on: June 28, 2016, 02:49:26 PM »
Must have been you farting.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2005 on: June 28, 2016, 08:03:16 PM »
That's to keep you warm.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2006 on: July 04, 2016, 06:34:39 AM »
You again? Alright, let's get this over with.  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2007 on: July 04, 2016, 07:45:09 AM »
Did you see the gopher?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2008 on: July 05, 2016, 02:43:10 PM »
Is he still here somewhere?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2009 on: July 05, 2016, 03:50:04 PM »
Is he getting flea treatment?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
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