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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1890 on: May 30, 2016, 06:12:02 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on May 30, 2016, 06:02:14 PM
I'm a load of fun.  :zoinks:

  Fat fuzzy sack of shit.  :heart:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1891 on: May 31, 2016, 02:41:14 PM »
That's how you address lovers?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1892 on: May 31, 2016, 06:06:22 PM »
Don't you like talking dirty?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1893 on: June 01, 2016, 07:05:03 AM »
  Go dig yourself another hole.  :M :trollface:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1894 on: June 01, 2016, 02:03:55 PM »
It is all about holes. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1895 on: June 03, 2016, 05:45:09 AM »
  So "any hole's a goal" ?  :zombiefuck:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1896 on: June 03, 2016, 07:50:01 PM »
We could do unholy stuff.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1897 on: June 04, 2016, 03:57:26 AM »
  Repent, the holy Sabbath approaches!  :christ:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1898 on: June 04, 2016, 02:27:13 PM »
Should I be really sorry?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1899 on: June 04, 2016, 03:06:29 PM »
You are forgiven, my son.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1900 on: June 04, 2016, 03:23:13 PM »
Wouldn't that make this weird?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1901 on: June 04, 2016, 05:46:27 PM »
Isn't it already really weird?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1902 on: June 05, 2016, 11:55:31 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 04, 2016, 05:46:27 PM
Isn't it already really weird?  :zoinks:

It can get weirder if you want.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1903 on: June 05, 2016, 11:57:32 AM »
I'll go fetch a saddle.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1904 on: June 05, 2016, 01:50:42 PM »
You can't ride a unicorn.
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