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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1785 on: April 24, 2016, 06:52:48 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 24, 2016, 06:51:13 PM
Wanna see my tan lines?  :zoinks:

  Wanna see my land mines? :trollskull:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1786 on: April 24, 2016, 06:59:02 PM »
You smell different while awake.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1787 on: April 24, 2016, 07:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 24, 2016, 06:59:02 PM
You smell different while awake.  :zoinks:

  You're smelling my adrenaline spike. :trollskull:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1788 on: April 24, 2016, 07:16:08 PM »
Where you gonna spike me?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1789 on: April 24, 2016, 07:18:40 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 24, 2016, 07:16:08 PM
Where you gonna spike me?  :zoinks:

  You'll find out, little fool. :trollface:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1790 on: April 25, 2016, 11:02:08 AM »
Let's have something to drink.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1791 on: April 25, 2016, 12:52:23 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 25, 2016, 11:02:08 AM
Let's have something to drink.

  I suggest Tums and water.  :M :police:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1792 on: April 25, 2016, 07:29:44 PM »
Your lips look sorta lonely.  :-*
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1793 on: April 25, 2016, 08:26:34 PM »
That's the BEST line I've heard in a hell of a long time. 
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1794 on: April 26, 2016, 09:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 25, 2016, 08:26:34 PM
That's the BEST line I've heard in a hell of a long time. 

Let's leave the lights on.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1795 on: April 27, 2016, 05:10:14 AM »
I'll bind and blindfold you.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1796 on: April 27, 2016, 05:45:07 AM »
  Beware those snaggly gopher teeth!  :tard:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1797 on: April 27, 2016, 02:28:40 PM »
Wanna wobble inside me?  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1798 on: April 28, 2016, 06:36:39 AM »
  Let's wobble outside, full clothed!  :angel:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1799 on: April 28, 2016, 08:17:27 PM »
Your butt crack looks cozy.  :zoinks:
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