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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1695 on: March 19, 2016, 05:02:00 PM »
I see your software too.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1696 on: March 20, 2016, 02:21:41 AM »
Are you here to watch?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1697 on: March 20, 2016, 09:09:00 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 20, 2016, 02:21:41 AM
Are you here to watch?

Watch, no? I am here to fuck.  :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1698 on: March 20, 2016, 11:16:22 AM »
Count to five and join.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1699 on: March 20, 2016, 02:28:13 PM »
I can see your hotspot.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1700 on: March 21, 2016, 01:18:20 AM »
Perving doesn't make you attractive.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1701 on: March 21, 2016, 06:38:02 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 21, 2016, 01:18:20 AM
Perving doesn't make you attractive.

I can try, can't I?  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1702 on: March 21, 2016, 06:32:33 PM »
I prefer unattractive perving best.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1703 on: March 27, 2016, 02:22:01 PM »
Someone get back in bed.  >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1704 on: March 27, 2016, 02:22:45 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 27, 2016, 02:22:01 PM
Someone get back in bed.  >:(

Not you again. :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1705 on: March 27, 2016, 02:28:54 PM »
Hey look, it's you again.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1706 on: March 27, 2016, 02:34:22 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 27, 2016, 02:28:54 PM
Hey look, it's you again.  :zoinks:

You wanna play?  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1707 on: March 27, 2016, 02:35:10 PM »
I'll go fetch my dominos.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1708 on: March 27, 2016, 02:35:39 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 27, 2016, 02:35:10 PM
I'll go fetch my dominos.  :zoinks:

And I'll shove them up your ass for you.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1709 on: March 27, 2016, 02:37:20 PM »
Just don't insert them sideways.  :zoinks:
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