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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1665 on: March 12, 2016, 06:37:21 PM »
Wanna come inside my rectory?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1666 on: March 13, 2016, 12:22:02 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1667 on: March 13, 2016, 03:17:07 AM »
Three words won't do here.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1668 on: March 13, 2016, 05:37:49 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 13, 2016, 03:17:07 AM
Three words won't do here.

  They will.  She's the Queen!  :queenie:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1669 on: March 13, 2016, 08:19:57 AM »
Why do I smell eggs?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1670 on: March 13, 2016, 06:30:09 PM »
maybe because you are ovulating?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1671 on: March 13, 2016, 06:44:43 PM »
Was I any good?  :dunno:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1672 on: March 13, 2016, 08:12:48 PM »
I prefer when you're bad.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1673 on: March 13, 2016, 08:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 13, 2016, 08:12:48 PM
I prefer when you're bad.  :zoinks:

How bad do you want me to be?  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1674 on: March 13, 2016, 09:50:54 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 13, 2016, 08:13:49 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 13, 2016, 08:12:48 PM
I prefer when you're bad.  :zoinks:

How bad do you want me to be?  :eyelash:

You could mime for me.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1675 on: March 14, 2016, 06:57:23 AM »
  Warning:  Everybody fucking hates mimes.  :trollskull:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1676 on: March 14, 2016, 01:25:50 PM »
I'll hit anyone who mimes.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1677 on: March 14, 2016, 02:44:01 PM »
Just keep your mouth shut.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1678 on: March 14, 2016, 06:44:15 PM »
Are you ready to rock?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1679 on: March 15, 2016, 01:30:20 AM »
I am ready to roll. :P
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