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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1545 on: November 23, 2015, 06:00:04 PM »
I refuse to eat duck I feel I'm betraying my babies I used to have.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1546 on: November 24, 2015, 03:59:48 PM »
Count to five, will you. >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1547 on: November 24, 2015, 06:03:36 PM »
Is it hot in here?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1548 on: November 25, 2015, 01:09:07 AM »
Keep that fur on, you.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1549 on: November 25, 2015, 05:15:05 PM »
Wanna see my bald spot?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1550 on: November 25, 2015, 09:15:44 PM »
Blind Naked Molerat for me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1551 on: November 26, 2015, 01:46:41 AM »
This bed is too crowded.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1552 on: November 26, 2015, 07:37:58 AM »
I'll lurk under the bed.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1553 on: November 27, 2015, 01:26:40 AM »
Don't disturb the other monsters.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1554 on: November 27, 2015, 12:53:14 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 27, 2015, 01:26:40 AM
Don't disturb the other monsters.

Will they make me scream?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1555 on: November 28, 2015, 03:37:01 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 27, 2015, 12:53:14 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 27, 2015, 01:26:40 AM
Don't disturb the other monsters.

Will they make me scream?  :zoinks:

Just don't wake them, OK?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1556 on: November 28, 2015, 02:07:30 PM »
I found a joy stick.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1557 on: November 28, 2015, 03:19:00 PM »
You make dust bunnies happy.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1558 on: November 29, 2015, 11:15:20 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 28, 2015, 02:07:30 PM
I found a joy stick.  :zoinks:

Stick it up your arse. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1559 on: November 29, 2015, 12:48:18 PM »
You like the freaky stuff?  :zoinks:
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