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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1470 on: September 30, 2015, 06:01:40 AM »
Shouldn't have made you chili.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1471 on: October 01, 2015, 04:31:03 PM »
What time do you open?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1472 on: October 01, 2015, 04:32:38 PM »
Sorry. On a lunch break.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1473 on: October 01, 2015, 11:50:51 PM »
Where's the fun in that?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1474 on: October 02, 2015, 07:08:14 AM »
I worked up an appetite  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1475 on: October 02, 2015, 07:25:13 AM »
Did I make you rise from the ashes?  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1476 on: October 02, 2015, 07:57:51 AM »
Sorry, I smell like smoke  :laugh:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1477 on: October 02, 2015, 05:49:09 PM »
Have you met my butt?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1478 on: October 02, 2015, 08:37:07 PM »
It's your only good side.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1479 on: October 03, 2015, 12:47:48 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 02, 2015, 08:37:07 PM
It's your only good side.

It's also my fun side.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1480 on: October 03, 2015, 01:45:25 AM »
Didn't know you had one.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1481 on: October 03, 2015, 07:03:40 AM »
Off to the hot tub  :thumbup:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1482 on: October 03, 2015, 04:38:00 PM »
I'll go fetch my luffa.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1483 on: October 04, 2015, 07:25:17 AM »
No pictures please! I'm naked.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1484 on: October 10, 2015, 02:55:13 PM »
Mind if I squeeze them?  :zoinks:
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