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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1380 on: August 13, 2015, 10:04:17 PM »
I think you missed me.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1381 on: August 14, 2015, 01:04:46 AM »
My horns never accidentally miss.  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1382 on: August 14, 2015, 01:55:39 PM »
Point them at the gopher.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1383 on: August 14, 2015, 07:43:53 PM »
That makes me feel pointy.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1384 on: August 24, 2015, 04:46:55 PM »
Are you ready for another bout?  :viking: :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1385 on: August 24, 2015, 05:03:06 PM »
Didn't you lean your lesson?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1386 on: August 24, 2015, 05:13:35 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on August 24, 2015, 05:03:06 PM
Didn't you lean your lesson?  :zoinks:

I never learn  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1387 on: August 24, 2015, 05:26:02 PM »
you just never had the right teacher. :whipped:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1388 on: August 25, 2015, 12:29:57 AM »
Education is a good thing. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1389 on: September 03, 2015, 01:32:20 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 19, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
...the person above you in this thread, what would you say- in EXACTLY FIVE WORDS?

Since I'm starting and therefore nobody is above me, I'll just give an example of what I'd say if I woke up naked and alone:

'Oh god, I'm so lonely."

Rules are for suckers, right?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1390 on: September 03, 2015, 09:24:34 PM »
I'll fetch some suction cups.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1391 on: September 04, 2015, 12:20:15 AM »
Aren't you a bit ugly? :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1392 on: September 04, 2015, 07:16:43 PM »
I'll fetch a paper bag.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1393 on: September 05, 2015, 01:52:07 AM »
A big box is better. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1394 on: September 06, 2015, 08:59:32 PM »
Let's think outside the box.  :zoinks:
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