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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1335 on: July 26, 2015, 04:27:30 PM »
It is not a calculator. :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1336 on: July 26, 2015, 04:53:05 PM »
What are the buttons for?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1337 on: July 26, 2015, 06:34:20 PM »
May I push your buttons?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1338 on: July 26, 2015, 11:58:37 PM »
Do bodily calculations for fun?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1339 on: July 27, 2015, 11:07:52 AM »
Are you going to f my (x)?



aside - Did I get the equation right?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1340 on: July 27, 2015, 04:28:20 PM »
I care little for your equations and much more for your fun.  :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1341 on: July 27, 2015, 08:23:10 PM »
You have nice bone structure.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1342 on: July 28, 2015, 12:11:29 AM »
Are you counting the bones?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1343 on: July 28, 2015, 08:04:59 PM »
You have more than one?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1344 on: July 29, 2015, 06:01:52 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 28, 2015, 08:04:59 PM
You have more than one?  :zoinks:

The human body has 206 bones. Would you like another one?  :autism: :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1345 on: July 29, 2015, 07:37:21 AM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 29, 2015, 06:01:52 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 28, 2015, 08:04:59 PM
You have more than one?  :zoinks:

The human body has 206 bones. Would you like another one?  :autism: :eyebrows:

... or possibly 4 (two squared, right?) broken?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1346 on: July 29, 2015, 11:39:26 AM »
Thank heavens, someone new.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1347 on: July 29, 2015, 07:53:41 PM »
I'll be your peasant surprise.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1348 on: July 30, 2015, 12:29:10 AM »
Yes, I am that awesome. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1349 on: July 30, 2015, 04:40:09 PM »
Agreed
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