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Offline Arya Quinn

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1290 on: July 08, 2015, 05:20:01 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 08, 2015, 02:57:44 AM
Let's negate some warranties together.  :zoinks:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1291 on: July 08, 2015, 02:47:22 PM »
That's a thousand words wasted.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1292 on: July 08, 2015, 09:41:02 PM »
Do you spit or swallow?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1293 on: July 08, 2015, 10:35:20 PM »
I'm cold Gary be my blanket :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1294 on: July 09, 2015, 03:38:47 PM »
Plug your butt with Gary? :o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1295 on: July 09, 2015, 06:22:01 PM »
Get away from me you fracking Cylon! :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1296 on: July 10, 2015, 03:33:20 PM »
The force is with you.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1297 on: July 10, 2015, 08:51:15 PM »
Let's violate the jedi code.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1298 on: July 11, 2015, 08:40:50 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 10, 2015, 08:51:15 PM
Let's violate the jedi code.  :zoinks:

And join the Sith?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1299 on: July 11, 2015, 06:12:48 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 11, 2015, 08:40:50 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 10, 2015, 08:51:15 PM
Let's violate the jedi code.  :zoinks:

And join the Sith?

What color is your lightsaber?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1300 on: July 11, 2015, 06:15:18 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2015, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 11, 2015, 08:40:50 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 10, 2015, 08:51:15 PM
Let's violate the jedi code.  :zoinks:

And join the Sith?

What color is your lightsaber?  :zoinks:

Red, the same colour your arsehole is going to be when I'm done with you.  :eyebrows: :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1301 on: July 11, 2015, 06:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 11, 2015, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2015, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 11, 2015, 08:40:50 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 10, 2015, 08:51:15 PM
Let's violate the jedi code.  :zoinks:

And join the Sith?

What color is your lightsaber?  :zoinks:

Red, the same colour your arsehole is going to be when I'm done with you.  :eyebrows: :eyelash:

Evil penis person!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1302 on: July 12, 2015, 01:33:02 PM »
Penises are only rarely evil.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1303 on: July 12, 2015, 06:21:14 PM »
Don't talk, I need sleep.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1304 on: July 12, 2015, 07:39:23 PM »
I am the cow whisperer.  :zoinks:
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