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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1140 on: May 03, 2015, 01:12:17 AM »
I'm stuck to the sheets. 
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1141 on: May 03, 2015, 04:33:54 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 03, 2015, 01:12:17 AM
I'm stuck to the sheets.

How am I able to wash them then?  :zombiefuck:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1142 on: May 03, 2015, 06:35:55 AM »
Let's get a sheety shower.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1143 on: May 03, 2015, 10:46:37 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 03, 2015, 06:35:55 AM
Let's get a sheety shower.

Fuck that  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1144 on: May 03, 2015, 11:32:47 AM »
You can have the sheet.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1145 on: May 04, 2015, 03:30:33 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 03, 2015, 11:32:47 AM
You can have the sheet.

But you're stuck to it! :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1146 on: May 04, 2015, 10:41:26 AM »
You are such a prude.  :M
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1147 on: May 04, 2015, 03:47:24 PM »
Which teat did I suck last night?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1148 on: May 04, 2015, 03:55:46 PM »
All of them, my dear.  :bounce:
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1149 on: May 04, 2015, 04:07:23 PM »
All of them? Surely you mean "both of them" as there are only two teats?

Unless you have more than two :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1150 on: May 04, 2015, 06:35:40 PM »
Do I smell fresh meat?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1151 on: May 05, 2015, 01:07:22 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1152 on: May 07, 2015, 05:08:54 PM »
Should I repair that crack?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1153 on: May 14, 2015, 01:57:23 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on May 07, 2015, 05:08:54 PM
Should I repair that crack?  :zoinks:

What crack :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1154 on: May 14, 2015, 04:45:40 PM »
Still hasn't figured it out?
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