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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1110 on: April 27, 2015, 05:24:59 PM »
You were an udder disappointment.  :hyke:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1111 on: April 27, 2015, 05:32:16 PM »
We could cause udder mayhem.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1112 on: April 27, 2015, 06:00:35 PM »
What are we waiting for?   :mischief:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1113 on: April 27, 2015, 11:48:55 PM »
Udder udder boob boob tit.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1114 on: April 28, 2015, 05:01:13 AM »
I heard promises of mood music awhile back?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1115 on: April 28, 2015, 05:27:11 AM »
...the person above you in this thread, what would you say- in EXACTLY FIVE WORDS?

Since I'm starting and therefore nobody is above me, I'll just give an example of what I'd say if I woke up naked and alone:

'Oh god, I'm so lonely."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1116 on: April 28, 2015, 05:51:47 AM »
...the person above you in this thread, what would you say- in EXACTLY FIVE WORDS?

Since I'm starting and therefore nobody is above me, I'll just give an example of what I'd say if I woke up naked and alone:

'Oh god, I'm so lonely."
:zoinks:
Yeah, that's what I usually say when I wake up.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1117 on: April 28, 2015, 01:18:25 PM »
Oh hi there. What are you doing here?  :M

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1118 on: April 28, 2015, 06:59:35 PM »
...the person above you in this thread, what would you say- in EXACTLY FIVE WORDS?

Since I'm starting and therefore nobody is above me, I'll just give an example of what I'd say if I woke up naked and alone:

'Oh god, I'm so lonely."
:zoinks:
Yeah, that's what I usually say when I wake up.

Now you have gopher companys.  :zoinks:

Oh hi there. What are you doing here?  :M

I was only looking. Promise. :angel:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1119 on: April 28, 2015, 11:21:24 PM »
I want more than that.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1120 on: April 28, 2015, 11:49:13 PM »
What are you up to?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1121 on: April 29, 2015, 02:24:01 AM »
What are you up to?

Counting to five  :M

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1122 on: April 29, 2015, 05:30:44 AM »
On the count of five...  :mischief:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1123 on: April 29, 2015, 05:23:20 PM »
On the count of five...  :mischief:

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur?  :apondering:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1124 on: April 29, 2015, 08:35:21 PM »
I see your hard drive.  :zoinks:
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