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Offline Arya Quinn

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1095 on: April 24, 2015, 05:15:37 PM »
S'up.  :M

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1096 on: April 25, 2015, 10:40:25 AM »
Spread them and be still.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1097 on: April 25, 2015, 11:26:17 AM »

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1098 on: April 25, 2015, 11:46:49 AM »

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1099 on: April 25, 2015, 11:48:40 AM »
Try it, you'll like it.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1100 on: April 25, 2015, 11:50:15 AM »
Try it, you'll like it.

What, counting to five? Why try learning something I already learnt to do when I was a toddler?  :dunno:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1101 on: April 25, 2015, 12:46:19 PM »
Try it, you'll like it.

What, counting to five? Why try learning something I already learnt to do when I was a toddler?  :dunno:

Because it is super fun

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1102 on: April 25, 2015, 03:16:49 PM »
Cover yourself, for fucks sake.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1103 on: April 25, 2015, 05:56:25 PM »
Do you come here often?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1104 on: April 25, 2015, 08:17:21 PM »
I come here to kill.  :fatchef:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1105 on: April 25, 2015, 08:36:21 PM »
Careful with that axe, Eugene.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1106 on: April 26, 2015, 03:57:14 AM »
I come here to kill.  :fatchef:

I am very difficult to kill.  :jedi:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1107 on: April 26, 2015, 03:30:15 PM »
I come here to kill.  :fatchef:

I am very difficult to kill.  :jedi:

Even more difficult to preserve.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1108 on: April 26, 2015, 04:18:02 PM »
Do you not recognise me?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1109 on: April 27, 2015, 05:23:33 PM »
I'll be your breast friend.  :zoinks:
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