« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 71 72 [73] 74 75 ... 181   Go Down

Author Topic: If you woke up naked next to...  (Read 41049 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline sg1008

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5843
  • Karma: 419
  • This chicken is Insured.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1080 on: April 19, 2015, 10:38:50 AM »
I don't actually know you.
Logged
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 109125
  • Karma: 4492
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1081 on: April 19, 2015, 11:44:03 AM »
Don't let it stop you.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12767
  • Karma: 655
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1082 on: April 19, 2015, 04:09:02 PM »
Prepare for the metal detector.  :zoinks:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline sg1008

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5843
  • Karma: 419
  • This chicken is Insured.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1083 on: April 20, 2015, 10:41:54 PM »
You lied about your species.
Logged
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

Offline Arya Quinn

  • The Mad Queen
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 4126
  • Karma: 182
  • Gender: Female
  • UwU
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1084 on: April 21, 2015, 05:01:06 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 19, 2015, 04:09:02 PM
Prepare for the metal detector.  :zoinks:



Quote from: sg1008 on April 20, 2015, 10:41:54 PM
You lied about your species.

When I told you I was an asshole I didn't mean it literally.  :M
Logged

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12767
  • Karma: 655
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1085 on: April 21, 2015, 08:01:50 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on April 20, 2015, 10:41:54 PM
You lied about your species.

You lied about your phylum.  :zoinks:



Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 21, 2015, 05:01:06 PM
When I told you I was an asshole I didn't mean it literally.  :M

I'll call you the turdinator.  :zoinks:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline sg1008

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5843
  • Karma: 419
  • This chicken is Insured.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1086 on: April 21, 2015, 09:14:46 PM »
They couldn't destroy my prototype.
Logged
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

Offline Arya Quinn

  • The Mad Queen
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 4126
  • Karma: 182
  • Gender: Female
  • UwU
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1087 on: April 22, 2015, 04:54:35 AM »
Quote from: sg1008 on April 21, 2015, 09:14:46 PM
They couldn't destroy my prototype.

I can destroy anything  :eyebrows:
Logged

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1088 on: April 22, 2015, 01:15:17 PM »
This bedroom isn't big enough.
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline sg1008

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5843
  • Karma: 419
  • This chicken is Insured.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1089 on: April 22, 2015, 03:54:31 PM »
It's big enough if you lay on top of me.  :zoinks:
Logged
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12767
  • Karma: 655
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1090 on: April 22, 2015, 08:33:11 PM »
How about we play proctologist?  :zoinks:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline sg1008

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5843
  • Karma: 419
  • This chicken is Insured.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1091 on: April 22, 2015, 09:12:46 PM »
You're supposed to be dead. -_-
Logged
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 109125
  • Karma: 4492
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1092 on: April 22, 2015, 10:58:41 PM »
Playing dead won't help you.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Gopher Gary

  • sockpuppet alert!
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *
  • Posts: 12767
  • Karma: 655
  • I'm not wearing pants.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1093 on: April 24, 2015, 03:50:53 PM »
Playing dead will help you.  :zoinks:
Logged
:gopher:

Offline sg1008

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5843
  • Karma: 419
  • This chicken is Insured.
Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1094 on: April 24, 2015, 03:59:11 PM »
You'd make a good football... :apondering:
Logged
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.
Pages: 1 ... 71 72 [73] 74 75 ... 181   Go Up
« previous next »