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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #915 on: March 20, 2015, 05:48:56 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #916 on: March 20, 2015, 06:50:05 AM »
Oh hi there. Shall I get the whip?  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #917 on: March 21, 2015, 02:16:28 AM »
I'll get you to obey.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #918 on: March 21, 2015, 07:54:00 PM »
Say something bossy and domineering.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #919 on: March 22, 2015, 12:13:07 PM »
FEEL THE LURVE
SPREAD THE LURVE  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #920 on: March 22, 2015, 01:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on March 22, 2015, 12:13:07 PM
SPREAD THE LURVE  :autism:

You want creamy or crunchy?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #921 on: March 22, 2015, 03:49:30 PM »
Quote from: Pappy on March 22, 2015, 02:09:58 PM
Do you do threesomes babe??

I prefer to watch onesomes.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #922 on: March 24, 2015, 05:29:11 AM »
Lets have some fun  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #923 on: March 24, 2015, 01:25:33 PM »
You should have added: "please".
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #924 on: March 24, 2015, 02:30:05 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 24, 2015, 01:25:33 PM
You should have added: "please".

No time for manners when it comes to the likes of sex  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #925 on: March 25, 2015, 06:27:40 AM »
Counting to five is hard?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #926 on: March 25, 2015, 02:29:35 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 25, 2015, 06:27:40 AM
Counting to five is hard?

No time to count. Let's just get this party started  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #927 on: March 25, 2015, 04:27:46 PM »
You talk way too much.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #928 on: March 25, 2015, 05:48:10 PM »
Are you an organ boner?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #929 on: March 26, 2015, 06:53:05 AM »
Shh. Don't talk, just let it happen  :eyelash:
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