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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #840 on: January 27, 2015, 08:53:24 PM »
I'll squeak your oily spots.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #841 on: January 28, 2015, 07:14:42 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 27, 2015, 08:53:24 PM
I'll squeak your oily spots.  :zoinks:

What part of no do you not understand?

Thuts it. I'm callin the pwiece  :police:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #842 on: January 28, 2015, 08:36:13 PM »
I have my own handcuffs.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #843 on: January 29, 2015, 09:37:35 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #844 on: January 29, 2015, 03:32:01 PM »
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Are you the talkative kind?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #845 on: January 29, 2015, 07:16:35 PM »
I'd rather talk all night than do the thingy, so yeah.  :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #846 on: January 29, 2015, 09:11:37 PM »
I can see the thingy.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #847 on: January 30, 2015, 12:23:00 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #848 on: January 30, 2015, 05:49:34 PM »
I see the other thingy.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #849 on: January 30, 2015, 09:10:13 PM »
Quote from: Pappy on January 30, 2015, 06:00:31 PM
Who has the bigger penis??

I'll go fetch the micrometer.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #850 on: January 31, 2015, 02:46:11 AM »
Know what it looks like? :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #851 on: January 31, 2015, 10:23:52 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 31, 2015, 02:46:11 AM
Know what it looks like? :zoinks:

I don't want to know. :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #852 on: January 31, 2015, 11:05:33 PM »
You know you like it.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #853 on: February 01, 2015, 02:03:13 AM »
Yes, you can touch it. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #854 on: February 01, 2015, 11:09:32 AM »
I'd rather stare at it.  :zoinks:
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