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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #810 on: January 19, 2015, 11:42:03 PM »
Didn't sign up for fleas.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #811 on: January 20, 2015, 04:08:13 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 19, 2015, 11:42:03 PM
Didn't sign up for fleas.

I didn't sign up for any of this!  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #812 on: January 20, 2015, 05:16:58 PM »
Then, why are you here?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #813 on: January 20, 2015, 05:27:34 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 20, 2015, 05:16:58 PM
Then, why are you here?

Why are you in my bed?!  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #814 on: January 20, 2015, 07:38:29 PM »
No, you're in my bed.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #815 on: January 20, 2015, 07:51:38 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #816 on: January 20, 2015, 07:58:57 PM »
I'll go get the spatula. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #817 on: January 20, 2015, 08:15:42 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 20, 2015, 07:58:57 PM
I'll go get the spatula. :zoinks:

Where are you going to put it :aff:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #818 on: January 21, 2015, 11:30:23 AM »
Somewhere the sun doesn't shine.  :probe:
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #819 on: January 21, 2015, 11:52:23 AM »
Watch this. It will hurt.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #820 on: January 21, 2015, 12:02:32 PM »
It will hurt you more.  :viking:
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #821 on: January 23, 2015, 05:34:48 PM »
Please be gentle, my lady.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #822 on: January 23, 2015, 09:08:52 PM »
Don't you ever get out of bed?  Every time I wake up, you're here.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #823 on: January 24, 2015, 01:01:17 AM »

I think this thread should choose to use the metric system.

It would be less confusing.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #824 on: January 24, 2015, 01:08:38 AM »
Is there a metric fetish?
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