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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #780 on: December 23, 2014, 05:28:23 PM »
Are you gonna spray me?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #781 on: December 24, 2014, 02:10:02 AM »
Better your monkey than you. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #782 on: December 24, 2014, 07:13:29 PM »
So where's my Christmas present?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #783 on: December 24, 2014, 07:16:50 PM »
Did you wrap it up?   :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #784 on: January 08, 2015, 06:00:14 PM »
Is that your yule log?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #785 on: January 09, 2015, 07:52:55 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #786 on: January 10, 2015, 07:30:38 AM »
You say no so secksy.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #787 on: January 10, 2015, 08:33:30 PM »
Tom Hiddelston I'd be all like Hi :heisenberg:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #788 on: January 11, 2015, 05:23:00 AM »
Wake, panic, don't move, one eyed scan around room, locate clothes, peek under covers quietly check out self for nakedness, another peek under to see nakedness of other person in bed, check if they have eyes closed and look like they are going to wake up, if not slip out slowly, grab clothes, dress quickly, check to see wallet, keys and cash still in pockets, listen if there is any other noise in the house, if not....bolt!!!
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #789 on: January 11, 2015, 06:26:33 AM »
Hush, no need for talking. 
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #790 on: January 11, 2015, 07:08:04 AM »
Get out before I call the pwiece  :police:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #791 on: January 11, 2015, 07:10:13 AM »
Obey, and count to five!
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #792 on: January 11, 2015, 07:13:17 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #793 on: January 11, 2015, 07:27:22 AM »
How hard can it be?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #794 on: January 11, 2015, 07:41:44 AM »
How hard does it get?  :zoinks:
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