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Offline Arya Quinn

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #720 on: December 09, 2014, 08:48:09 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 08, 2014, 07:42:50 PM
You never follow the rules.  :eyelash:

The Asshole Beyond the Wall makes his own rules  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #721 on: December 09, 2014, 06:59:14 PM »
You're a glutton for punishment.   :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #722 on: December 09, 2014, 07:19:11 PM »
Dang it! Where do they keep coming from?!

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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #723 on: December 09, 2014, 07:32:41 PM »
I think you are infested.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #724 on: December 09, 2014, 07:56:08 PM »
Nice Beaver!!!   :thumbup:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #725 on: December 09, 2014, 08:40:33 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #726 on: December 09, 2014, 09:13:23 PM »
Quote from: Dieter on December 09, 2014, 07:56:08 PM
Nice Beaver!!!   :thumbup:

Nice sprockets!!  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #727 on: December 10, 2014, 03:06:23 AM »
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #728 on: December 10, 2014, 06:13:14 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #729 on: December 10, 2014, 10:49:51 AM »
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I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #730 on: December 10, 2014, 06:54:34 PM »
I'm going to give you to the count of three to leave my house and country.  :police:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #731 on: December 10, 2014, 09:03:05 PM »
I brought some rice cakes.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #732 on: December 10, 2014, 10:56:37 PM »
I'm spreading democracy in Europe. :snake:
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I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #733 on: December 11, 2014, 01:36:29 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on December 10, 2014, 10:56:37 PM
I'm spreading democracy in Europe. :snake:

With drones in the sky or troops on the ground?  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #734 on: December 11, 2014, 10:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 11, 2014, 01:36:29 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on December 10, 2014, 10:56:37 PM
I'm spreading democracy in Europe. :snake:

With drones in the sky or troops on the ground?  :autism:

This is me spreading democracy:

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I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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