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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #600 on: October 03, 2014, 10:20:03 PM »
Do you like tickle fights?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #601 on: October 04, 2014, 02:26:27 AM »
Here's a coupon for a waxing at the spa you fuzzball!

Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 03, 2014, 10:20:03 PM
Do you like tickle fights?  :zoinks:

As sad as this is, the best "sexual" experience I ever had was a tickle fight with my soon-to-be GF in her dorm room in college. That stands out more than the 5 or 6 times I actually had sex in my life.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #602 on: October 04, 2014, 02:27:54 AM »
And now he shows up.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #603 on: October 04, 2014, 04:40:21 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #604 on: October 07, 2014, 05:18:48 AM »
joined here the day i turned 18 if i remember correctly.

im 22 as of a week ago or so. still a virgin. :P
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #605 on: October 07, 2014, 08:37:05 AM »
What did you say, dear?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #606 on: October 07, 2014, 01:11:20 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #607 on: October 07, 2014, 08:33:18 PM »
Down on your knees, boy.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #608 on: October 07, 2014, 09:50:24 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #609 on: October 08, 2014, 01:06:52 AM »
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #610 on: October 08, 2014, 05:28:39 PM »
Are you a good listener?   :blah:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #611 on: October 08, 2014, 07:14:36 PM »
Why?  Did I miss the safe word?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #612 on: October 08, 2014, 07:45:17 PM »


Quote from: Zippo on October 08, 2014, 01:06:52 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 07, 2014, 08:33:18 PM
Down on your knees, boy.  :zoinks:




What is that from? That's funny right there.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #613 on: October 09, 2014, 01:53:14 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 08, 2014, 07:45:17 PM


Quote from: Zippo on October 08, 2014, 01:06:52 AM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 07, 2014, 08:33:18 PM
Down on your knees, boy.  :zoinks:


its an old video  from before steam movie maker was a thing, my friend and me were discussing it just the other day, we think it was a bug in gary's mod and it got turned into a meme

What is that from? That's funny right there.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #614 on: October 09, 2014, 06:55:23 AM »
Why, hello there, pretty boy. ;)
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