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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #585 on: September 05, 2014, 02:32:32 PM »
Your panties don't fit me.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #586 on: September 07, 2014, 06:02:35 AM »
Hey you broke the game.  :hahaha:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #587 on: September 07, 2014, 06:44:23 AM »
  Here is the correct smiley.  :underwear:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #588 on: September 07, 2014, 03:01:32 PM »
Weebles do sleep standing up.  :o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #589 on: September 07, 2014, 03:21:48 PM »

How else?

Getting them to "voluntarily"  Lie Down is the real trick.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #590 on: September 07, 2014, 03:35:56 PM »
  True, Weeble colors don't run!   :arrr:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #591 on: September 07, 2014, 07:32:56 PM »
What the hell are you doing up here?  I get the top bunk.

Come to think of it, how the hell did we get up here?  We're both short.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #592 on: September 07, 2014, 07:37:00 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 07, 2014, 07:32:56 PM
What the hell are you doing up here?  I get the top bunk.

Come to think of it, how the hell did we get up here?  We're both short.

  I'm clever, I wobbled up! :cbc:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #593 on: September 08, 2014, 04:54:43 AM »
Is there room for me? :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #594 on: September 08, 2014, 05:47:14 PM »
May I record whatever happens?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #595 on: September 09, 2014, 05:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 08, 2014, 05:47:14 PM
May I record whatever happens?  :zoinks:

I'll be quiet. I promise.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #596 on: September 09, 2014, 06:15:25 PM »
Are you talking to yourself or do we have more pissing mosts??  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #597 on: September 09, 2014, 09:31:51 PM »
Wouldn't you like to know?  :zoinks:




Seriously though, talking to myself.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #598 on: October 02, 2014, 10:48:02 PM »
Please shave before bedding yourself.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #599 on: October 03, 2014, 10:07:07 AM »
Play me like one of your Beatle songs.
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