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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #555 on: August 26, 2014, 08:41:43 PM »
Want to see my chestnuts?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #556 on: August 26, 2014, 09:05:50 PM »
Are those things your chestnuts?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #557 on: August 26, 2014, 09:11:53 PM »
No, those are chinnuts.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #558 on: August 27, 2014, 06:40:52 AM »
Post your chestnuts or GTFO.  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #559 on: August 28, 2014, 08:51:45 PM »
Don't leave me alone here.  :violin:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #560 on: August 29, 2014, 12:52:59 PM »
A gentleman takes off his hat.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #561 on: August 29, 2014, 05:58:20 PM »
Please, leave the crown on.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #562 on: August 29, 2014, 10:27:51 PM »
Quote from: Pappy Boyington on August 29, 2014, 07:28:05 PM
Have you figured out wht chinnuts are yet??

Are you worried about that?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #563 on: August 30, 2014, 05:36:28 PM »
Rub on my tummy first.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #564 on: September 01, 2014, 11:05:42 PM »
Can't anyone count to five?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #565 on: September 02, 2014, 01:55:34 AM »
Thank heavens.  Someone I can make sweet music with. 
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #566 on: September 02, 2014, 03:37:18 AM »
You took all the blankets.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #567 on: September 02, 2014, 04:42:37 PM »
You've got a thick hide and hair to keep you warm.  I'm just a poor, fragile, delicate little old lady who needs all the covers she can get.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #568 on: September 02, 2014, 04:49:39 PM »
I don't need much blankets.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #569 on: September 02, 2014, 05:41:06 PM »
I'll go get a thermometer.  :zoinks:
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