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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #480 on: August 02, 2014, 07:04:27 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on August 02, 2014, 05:51:48 PM
Not that kind of charges. :zoinks:

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Courts don't take gophers seriously.  :lol1:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #481 on: August 03, 2014, 11:59:27 AM »
You're not really a gopher, are you?
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #482 on: August 03, 2014, 03:09:38 PM »
Must we be so technical?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #483 on: August 05, 2014, 04:36:25 PM »
Wow, gophers are very cute.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #484 on: August 05, 2014, 04:46:39 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #485 on: August 05, 2014, 05:04:10 PM »
Remove the s from https.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #486 on: August 05, 2014, 05:04:44 PM »
You can't tell me what to do  :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #487 on: August 06, 2014, 06:48:16 AM »
Why, don't you like it? :bonban: :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #488 on: August 06, 2014, 08:50:36 AM »
Yikes!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #489 on: August 06, 2014, 02:14:03 PM »
Your armor is cold.  Come here and let me warm it up.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #490 on: August 07, 2014, 05:28:36 AM »
When I said I wanted to sleep with a Queen...I meant Daenerys!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #491 on: August 07, 2014, 10:26:11 AM »
Dude wake up. You've been sleep walking again.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #492 on: August 07, 2014, 08:42:28 PM »
Can I see your tamale?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #493 on: August 07, 2014, 08:51:05 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 07, 2014, 05:28:36 AM
When I said I wanted to sleep with a Queen...I meant Daenerys!

Daenerys = See Randy, sneer day, seen yard
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #494 on: August 08, 2014, 03:16:12 AM »
I have no idea what you're talking about! Now get out of my bed!
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