Nah, counting to five is easy. You just have remember how to pee.
One: Unzip your pants.
Two: Pull it out.
Three: Peel back the skin.
Four: Just let it go.
Five : Put back the skin.
The trick is to not become too involved with the skin. Anyone hearing you following all the directions and saying, " Three - five - three - five - three - five ..." may become suspicious as to why you are taking sooooo long to count to five.