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Offline Semicolon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #405 on: July 24, 2014, 11:51:50 AM »
You drink tea, don't you? :M
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #406 on: July 24, 2014, 05:44:52 PM »
When I "re-met" Prince Albert after college we were at a singles meeting.  Our initial conversation went along these lines:

QV - Didn't you go to UNO?
PA - Yes.
QV - And you had Scholl for Management 100.
PA - Yes.
QV - I thought I recognized you!             Can I get you some coffee?
PA - I don't drink coffee.
QV - Can I get you some tea?
PA - I don't drink tea.
QV - Can I get you some hot water?
PA - bursts into laughter.

I knew I had him then.  The poor man never stood a chance.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #407 on: July 24, 2014, 06:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 24, 2014, 11:51:50 AM
You drink tea, don't you? :M

Yes. Milk, one sugar.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #408 on: July 24, 2014, 09:04:37 PM »
Is this a water bed?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #409 on: July 24, 2014, 09:16:40 PM »
Is there room for three? :eyebrows:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #410 on: July 24, 2014, 10:20:58 PM »
Move your big, hairy arse!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #411 on: July 25, 2014, 02:56:55 AM »
Hey, I'm not that hairy.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #412 on: July 25, 2014, 03:56:55 AM »
Quote from: odeon on July 25, 2014, 02:56:55 AM
Hey, I'm not that hairy.

What about your legs?  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #413 on: July 25, 2014, 04:21:05 AM »
Why can you not count? :GA:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #414 on: July 25, 2014, 05:03:05 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 25, 2014, 04:21:05 AM
Why can you not count? :GA:

  Why don't you mind your own business?  :lol2: :trollface:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #415 on: July 25, 2014, 05:17:39 AM »
Why can't you count either? :hahaha:
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #416 on: July 25, 2014, 07:24:32 AM »
Why are you here again?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #417 on: July 25, 2014, 10:10:54 AM »
Come again, and again, and...........
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #418 on: July 26, 2014, 01:44:32 AM »
This was meant to be.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #419 on: July 26, 2014, 07:34:00 AM »
Will you scratch my tummy?  :eyelash:
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