When I "re-met" Prince Albert after college we were at a singles meeting. Our initial conversation went along these lines:
QV - Didn't you go to UNO?
PA - Yes.
QV - And you had Scholl for Management 100.
PA - Yes.
QV - I thought I recognized you! Can I get you some coffee?
PA - I don't drink coffee.
QV - Can I get you some tea?
PA - I don't drink tea.
QV - Can I get you some hot water?
PA - bursts into laughter.
I knew I had him then. The poor man never stood a chance.