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Offline El

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #165 on: October 19, 2009, 09:54:59 AM »
They're totally worth obsessing over.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #166 on: October 19, 2009, 11:16:20 AM »
Worth all hundred million pennies!!! :zoinks: :headbang2:
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #167 on: October 19, 2009, 06:23:54 PM »
Am I your Toronto layover?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #168 on: October 19, 2009, 09:14:28 PM »
Mmmmmmm Blonde British Bouncing Boobies!!!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #169 on: October 20, 2009, 02:13:30 AM »
why is there a piston and rod hanging out of my ass?
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feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #170 on: October 20, 2009, 06:41:46 PM »
:LMAO:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #171 on: October 20, 2009, 06:45:55 PM »
I like your engine *rawr*
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #172 on: November 21, 2013, 08:18:20 PM »
Ohhey, sup?  Mind if I put some clothes on?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #173 on: November 21, 2013, 08:19:55 PM »
Nudane es, puella?  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #174 on: November 21, 2013, 08:23:34 PM »
oh dear jesus something went wrong
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #175 on: November 21, 2013, 08:29:47 PM »
 :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #176 on: November 21, 2013, 09:19:22 PM »
I'm not drinking your piss.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #177 on: November 21, 2013, 10:17:13 PM »
Can you breathe through it?  :hahaha:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #178 on: November 21, 2013, 10:37:06 PM »
Be careful with that finger.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #179 on: November 21, 2013, 10:46:37 PM »
That's where my sock went. :orly:
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I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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