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Offline Natalia Evans

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #90 on: October 07, 2009, 06:12:09 PM »
You pick fights with bullies?


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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #91 on: October 07, 2009, 06:17:50 PM »


No, just a second mortgage.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #92 on: October 07, 2009, 06:19:03 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 07, 2009, 05:22:51 PM
...did you sell your soul???

Feminazi alert, spreken ze doich
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #93 on: October 07, 2009, 08:55:23 PM »
back again for another round?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #94 on: October 07, 2009, 09:40:14 PM »
Celticgoddess?  :o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #95 on: October 07, 2009, 09:43:09 PM »
Uhm do I know you?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #96 on: October 08, 2009, 01:51:20 AM »
*ding ding, round two now
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #97 on: October 08, 2009, 03:10:53 AM »
why is my ass bleeding?
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feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #98 on: October 08, 2009, 07:05:34 AM »
you have hemeroids, hard luck
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #99 on: October 08, 2009, 07:13:57 AM »
Care for some mood music?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #100 on: October 08, 2009, 10:06:18 AM »


Yes, on my skin flute.


HAHAHA I MADE A PENIS JOKE  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #101 on: October 08, 2009, 02:39:05 PM »
Your penis IS a joke.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #102 on: October 08, 2009, 02:41:22 PM »
 :lol:
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #103 on: October 08, 2009, 03:35:56 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #104 on: October 08, 2009, 03:47:01 PM »
you mean fully clothed, right?
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:
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