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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #750 on: December 14, 2014, 07:01:22 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 14, 2014, 06:45:12 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2014, 11:17:10 AM
I'll go get the thermometer.  :zoinks:

Where are you going to put it? Where the hell are you going to put it!?  :GA:

Where do you want it?   :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #751 on: December 14, 2014, 08:07:40 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2014, 07:01:22 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on December 14, 2014, 06:45:12 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2014, 11:17:10 AM
I'll go get the thermometer.  :zoinks:

Where are you going to put it? Where the hell are you going to put it!?  :GA:

Where do you want it?   :orly:

Away from me!  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #752 on: December 15, 2014, 12:08:46 AM »
Don't you like the bulb? :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #753 on: December 15, 2014, 06:31:14 PM »
You like the bulb, right?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #754 on: December 15, 2014, 10:42:57 PM »
No, I prefer the tip. :bonban:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #755 on: December 16, 2014, 07:54:34 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on December 15, 2014, 10:42:57 PM
No, I prefer the tip. :bonban:

Then take your tip and leave!  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #756 on: December 17, 2014, 12:50:23 AM »
I thought you enjoyed it.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #757 on: December 17, 2014, 12:55:08 AM »
First get me some coffee.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #758 on: December 17, 2014, 02:38:04 AM »
Don't mind him, he gets up before I do. He is just saying "G'day"
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #759 on: December 17, 2014, 03:28:14 PM »
Get aout or I'm callin' the pwiece  :police:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #760 on: December 17, 2014, 04:38:58 PM »
Did we enjoy the night?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #761 on: December 17, 2014, 04:46:25 PM »
Oh, hello.  :eyebrows:

I'll make cups of tea and we can lay here and play metal gear together.
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #762 on: December 17, 2014, 09:19:31 PM »
I can see your pecker.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #763 on: December 18, 2014, 12:15:58 AM »
Your fur is blocking it.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #764 on: December 18, 2014, 06:18:31 AM »
Thuts it. I'm callin' the pweice  :police:
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