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Offline matthe

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #75 on: October 05, 2009, 07:15:25 PM »
are you gonna cook breakfast?

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feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #76 on: October 05, 2009, 07:37:49 PM »
Yes. Eggs, bacon, toast, juice.  :thumbup:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #77 on: October 06, 2009, 05:17:28 AM »
What a night that was.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #78 on: October 06, 2009, 05:26:33 AM »
Glad it made you smile.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #79 on: October 06, 2009, 09:32:30 AM »
Am I a third wheel?
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #80 on: October 06, 2009, 11:30:34 AM »
Is this an aspie sandwich?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #81 on: October 06, 2009, 05:29:03 PM »


Yes, and I'm the meat.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #82 on: October 06, 2009, 05:31:08 PM »
Back doors exit only please  :o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #83 on: October 06, 2009, 05:46:42 PM »


i'll use the designated entrance
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #84 on: October 06, 2009, 06:37:33 PM »
How much did I drink?!?!?
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #85 on: October 06, 2009, 07:18:33 PM »
Beer goggles fuck things up
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #86 on: October 07, 2009, 03:02:16 AM »
this thread needs more girls

(no offence CG i just need variety)
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feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #87 on: October 07, 2009, 03:54:04 AM »
^ :lol: None taken
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #88 on: October 07, 2009, 06:26:15 AM »
Phew! A girl this time! :thumbup:
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #89 on: October 07, 2009, 05:22:51 PM »
...did you sell your soul???
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