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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #705 on: December 08, 2014, 12:08:06 AM »
You should have chickened out.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #706 on: December 08, 2014, 05:25:37 AM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #707 on: December 08, 2014, 01:23:38 PM »
Which fleg is flying now? :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #708 on: December 08, 2014, 03:18:34 PM »
This bed ain't big enough.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #709 on: December 08, 2014, 03:44:55 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #710 on: December 08, 2014, 04:11:19 PM »
Are you the silent type?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #711 on: December 08, 2014, 04:34:38 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #712 on: December 08, 2014, 05:17:59 PM »
Again!?

Geesh, how many times do I have to tell you, this is not North Ireland.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #713 on: December 08, 2014, 07:00:11 PM »
Did you cross the road?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #714 on: December 08, 2014, 07:08:54 PM »
 :litigious:

Take THAT rabid gopher!!!

Decontamination cycle starts in 5.....4.....3.....2.....1..... :flamer:
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #715 on: December 08, 2014, 07:33:04 PM »
I'll get my wet suit.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #716 on: December 08, 2014, 07:35:07 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #717 on: December 08, 2014, 07:35:38 PM »
You protest way too much.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #718 on: December 08, 2014, 07:38:12 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 08, 2014, 07:35:38 PM
You protest way too much.  :zoinks:

You haven't left?

You leave me no choice then...

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #719 on: December 08, 2014, 07:42:50 PM »
You never follow the rules.  :eyelash:
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