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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #660 on: November 19, 2014, 07:40:08 PM »
Will you teach me that?  :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #661 on: November 20, 2014, 01:45:57 AM »
I doubt you can learn.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #662 on: November 20, 2014, 07:08:20 PM »
Can you keep my attention?  :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #663 on: November 20, 2014, 08:01:36 PM »
I'll go fetch my goggles.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #664 on: November 21, 2014, 12:52:51 AM »
Dive in and be brave.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #665 on: November 21, 2014, 06:53:06 AM »
Holy shit, I guess *both* our jobs finally made us crack, huh?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #666 on: November 21, 2014, 07:44:21 PM »
I'm gonna tell your mom.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #667 on: November 22, 2014, 09:09:37 AM »
My mother doesn't love me anyway, and my father wouldn't care.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #668 on: November 22, 2014, 06:03:33 PM »
You can call me daddy.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #669 on: November 22, 2014, 06:33:50 PM »
Go sit in the corner.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #670 on: November 23, 2014, 05:28:31 PM »
I'd roll over and go back to sleep since he's always in my bed.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #671 on: November 23, 2014, 05:46:59 PM »
I'll stare while you sleep.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #672 on: November 23, 2014, 08:42:09 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #673 on: November 24, 2014, 01:17:49 AM »
Would you rather have Hodor?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #674 on: November 24, 2014, 07:43:43 PM »
You can call me Hodor.  :zoinks:
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