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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #510 on: August 11, 2014, 04:45:35 PM »
What are tusk jobs, bro?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #511 on: August 11, 2014, 04:47:09 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on August 11, 2014, 04:45:35 PM
What are tusk jobs, bro?

I don't know, and I'm not sure if I want to know  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #512 on: August 11, 2014, 04:51:30 PM »
How did I end up in a video game?
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #513 on: August 11, 2014, 04:58:29 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on August 11, 2014, 04:51:30 PM
How did I end up in a video game?

Depends on both the game and the player.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #514 on: August 11, 2014, 05:07:20 PM »
Good thing I'm using a proxy....
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #515 on: August 11, 2014, 05:20:47 PM »
Can I touch your server?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #516 on: August 11, 2014, 05:22:18 PM »
Keep your hands off my man! 

Oh, you said server, not servant.

Oops.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #517 on: August 11, 2014, 06:04:04 PM »
What the hell is going on?  :GA:
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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #518 on: August 11, 2014, 06:09:11 PM »
Damn you, follow the rules!!!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #519 on: August 11, 2014, 06:52:22 PM »
I hear you like rulez.  :eyebrows:
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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #520 on: August 11, 2014, 06:53:27 PM »
Get the angles right, please!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #521 on: August 11, 2014, 08:05:54 PM »
*puts blanket over the jar with Trigger's head in it*

There.
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #522 on: August 12, 2014, 06:07:33 AM »
Quote from: sg1008 on August 11, 2014, 08:05:54 PM
*puts blanket over the jar with Trigger's head in it*

There.

*decapitates SG with sword, causing him to run around literally like a chicken with it's head cut off*

There  :M
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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #523 on: August 12, 2014, 06:23:30 AM »
If I woke up naked next to...

...a girl?

"Holy crap, who paid you?"
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #524 on: August 13, 2014, 07:02:35 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on August 12, 2014, 06:23:30 AM
If I woke up naked next to...

...a girl?

"Holy crap, who paid you?"


I brought my snorkel gear.  :eyelash:
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