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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #360 on: July 17, 2014, 10:35:11 AM »
Your tusks ripped the sheets! :zombiefuck:

(Royal sheets are expensive, you know.)
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #361 on: July 17, 2014, 11:04:21 AM »
When I said that I wanted to make love to a queen...I meant  Daenerys.


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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #362 on: July 17, 2014, 11:14:21 AM »
I thought you meant him. :ghey:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #363 on: July 20, 2014, 11:03:44 AM »
Quit hogging all the blankets.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #364 on: July 20, 2014, 07:13:07 PM »
Quit hogging all the blankets.  :zoinks:

These are my blankets. I do as I please with them  :M

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #365 on: July 20, 2014, 09:10:22 PM »
When will you start counting?
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #366 on: July 20, 2014, 09:19:41 PM »

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #367 on: July 20, 2014, 09:21:43 PM »
Why not read the OP?
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #368 on: July 20, 2014, 09:26:59 PM »
Why not read the OP?

Is that what you'd say if you woke up next to me?  :zoinks: :orly:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #369 on: July 20, 2014, 09:27:52 PM »
Why wouldn't I say that?
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #370 on: July 20, 2014, 09:39:57 PM »

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #371 on: July 20, 2014, 10:13:19 PM »
Semicolon says read the OP.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #372 on: July 20, 2014, 10:45:18 PM »
Semicolon says read the OP.  :zoinks:

Why bring Semicolon into this? He's not here in this room, is he?

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #373 on: July 20, 2014, 10:47:44 PM »
You suck at this game.  :hahaha:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #374 on: July 20, 2014, 10:49:38 PM »
You suck at this game.  :zoinks:

I suck at sex? Ouch  :'(