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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2009, 06:16:20 PM »
you just worked off 5lb
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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Fatality waits in the wings
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Beware of the jester that sings"


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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2009, 10:06:56 AM »
Oh jesus.  Fuck my life.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #32 on: October 04, 2009, 10:09:15 AM »
Why hello there gorgeous  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #33 on: October 04, 2009, 10:17:50 AM »
Oh, hi.  Right back atcha!
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #34 on: October 04, 2009, 10:18:14 AM »
Pics, now, please!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #35 on: October 04, 2009, 10:20:28 AM »


Quote from: PMS Elle on September 19, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
...the person above you in this thread, what would you say- in EXACTLY FIVE WORDS?


Quote from: TheoK on October 04, 2009, 10:18:14 AM
Pics, now, please!


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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #36 on: October 04, 2009, 10:21:09 AM »
That wasn't 5 words, muppet  :laugh:

My  :zoinks: was included as a word  8)
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #37 on: October 04, 2009, 10:22:22 AM »
Ehhh.... hello. *looks awkwardly*
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #38 on: October 04, 2009, 10:23:17 AM »


Quote from: Bintska on October 04, 2009, 10:21:09 AM
My  :zoinks: was included as a word  8)


Okay, I'll give you that one.


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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2009, 10:37:55 AM »
Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2009, 10:40:19 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on October 04, 2009, 10:37:55 AM
Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape

Push your ass up again.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2009, 10:41:03 AM »
Please pull the trigger again
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2009, 10:44:06 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on October 04, 2009, 10:41:03 AM
Please pull the trigger again

Okay, grab the vaseline, baby.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2009, 10:49:20 AM »
I meant the revolver trigger
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

"When men lead by words that are false as they preach
Fatality waits in the wings
Surrounded by fools behind walls that are breached
Beware of the jester that sings"


Leeeeeaaaave Benji alooooooone!  :bigcry:

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2009, 10:51:54 AM »
Quote from: benjimanbreeg on October 04, 2009, 10:49:20 AM
I meant the revolver trigger

Wanna revolve on my Trigger?
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