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Offline DirtDawg

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2640 on: July 05, 2017, 07:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 05, 2017, 06:40:48 PM
Fair warning, it's shedding season.  :zoinks:

Nope, that's next week. Right now it is skinning season.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2641 on: July 05, 2017, 11:54:53 PM »
There's a season for it?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2642 on: July 06, 2017, 07:02:58 PM »
Every day is gopher day.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2643 on: July 07, 2017, 04:50:12 PM »
I'd just get bored, though.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2644 on: July 07, 2017, 06:22:56 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on July 06, 2017, 07:02:58 PM
Every day is gopher day.  :zoinks:

Should be gophim day.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2645 on: July 07, 2017, 06:46:53 PM »
Would you like a cocktail?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2646 on: July 08, 2017, 08:28:33 AM »
Keep it under the sheets.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2647 on: July 08, 2017, 06:26:28 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 08, 2017, 08:28:33 AM
Keep it under the sheets.

Come inside my blanket fort.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2648 on: July 09, 2017, 02:28:07 AM »
Stop messing about in bed.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2649 on: July 10, 2017, 07:48:21 PM »
But I like it messy
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2650 on: July 11, 2017, 12:01:09 AM »
Whose are these oily footprints?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2651 on: July 12, 2017, 04:19:26 PM »
How many people are here?  :tinfoil:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2652 on: July 12, 2017, 11:03:07 PM »
All in all, too many.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2653 on: July 12, 2017, 11:38:53 PM »
Did you set the alarm?  :zombiefuck:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2654 on: July 13, 2017, 06:30:03 PM »
I do some alarming stuff.  :zoinks:
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