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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2610 on: June 30, 2017, 09:49:59 AM »
My front needs one too. :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2611 on: June 30, 2017, 09:53:27 AM »
I will wax you first.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2612 on: June 30, 2017, 09:53:50 AM »
Why would you want to?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2613 on: June 30, 2017, 09:57:26 AM »
To start with some teasing.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2614 on: June 30, 2017, 09:58:57 AM »
I was thinking about shaving. :M
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2615 on: June 30, 2017, 10:01:52 AM »
Where's the fun in that?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2616 on: June 30, 2017, 05:23:06 PM »
Some people like some pain
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2617 on: June 30, 2017, 07:34:21 PM »
I'll go fetch some tweezers.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2618 on: July 01, 2017, 02:53:20 AM »
What will you be plucking?  :tinfoil:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2619 on: July 01, 2017, 03:24:59 AM »
I like those phoenix feathers.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2620 on: July 01, 2017, 03:32:34 AM »
Let's snuggle and not pluck :laugh:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2621 on: July 01, 2017, 03:35:35 AM »
Let's fall asleep while snuggling.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2622 on: July 01, 2017, 03:50:33 AM »
*sighs contentedly with her bovine* :heart:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2623 on: July 01, 2017, 09:58:52 AM »
Room for one more ? you two would be just the kind of company as would be good right now, the fiery and delightful miss K with the mood I'm in at my old man after he just poured some of a long-worked for and hard worked for multi-step synthesis that was going to finish to...celebrate..my b/day being too stupid to realize it was something of mine. Weeks of work to say nothing of the pre-study experimentation...almost the final fruition of my project after the time spent in purification. Kind of easy reaction but does requite a lot of  cleaning of more or less each phase to reach the required standard. Down the bastard drains.I'll have to work it  out by thorough cleaning of the adduct of one of the byproducts and calculate from the theoretical plus the weight of the byproducts. I think Hyke would keep me grounded, if that makes sense :)
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2624 on: July 01, 2017, 11:29:07 AM »
Hyke would keep me grounded

Ground beef puns in bed.  :zoinks:
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