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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2595 on: June 22, 2017, 12:35:27 PM »
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The bed is on fire!

(We need a pile of fire smiley)

I did NOT do it.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2596 on: June 22, 2017, 01:37:36 PM »
You're as cold as ice.  :laugh:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2597 on: June 22, 2017, 06:00:29 PM »
Let me warm him up.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2598 on: June 22, 2017, 06:38:25 PM »
I'll go fetch some mittens.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2599 on: June 24, 2017, 02:50:56 AM »
You dirty old critter, you.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2600 on: June 24, 2017, 09:12:14 AM »
But my mittens are clean.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2601 on: June 25, 2017, 01:43:10 AM »
Yes, but you are not.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2602 on: June 25, 2017, 06:31:29 PM »
Someone should probably bathe me.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2603 on: June 26, 2017, 01:32:29 PM »
The ocean isn't deep enough. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2604 on: June 27, 2017, 11:15:40 AM »
You bathe gophers in oceans?  :zombiefuck:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2605 on: June 29, 2017, 04:12:11 PM »
I just let them swim. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2606 on: June 29, 2017, 06:38:17 PM »
Where are my clothes, dammit?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2607 on: June 29, 2017, 09:04:11 PM »
Left them on the beach?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2608 on: June 29, 2017, 09:06:59 PM »
My back needs some sunscreen.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2609 on: June 30, 2017, 12:38:06 AM »
My back needs a massage.
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