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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2580 on: June 18, 2017, 02:04:40 AM »
Fleas? In this bed? Ugh.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2581 on: June 18, 2017, 02:36:28 AM »
There's one dry humping you.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2582 on: June 18, 2017, 09:32:03 AM »
Kill it! Can't stand them!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2583 on: June 18, 2017, 01:58:53 PM »
Fleas are god's creatures too.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2584 on: June 19, 2017, 12:19:34 AM »
God can have them back.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2585 on: June 19, 2017, 06:17:32 PM »
They're probably going to hell.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2586 on: June 19, 2017, 11:55:39 PM »
So they're the devil's work?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2587 on: June 20, 2017, 07:35:57 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 19, 2017, 11:55:39 PM
So they're the devil's work?

They're most likely just bugs.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2588 on: June 21, 2017, 11:14:01 AM »
Do they bug you too?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2589 on: June 21, 2017, 05:22:36 PM »
Bugging you is more important.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2590 on: June 22, 2017, 12:02:44 AM »
You can keep your fleas.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2591 on: June 22, 2017, 09:42:51 AM »
cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle, cuddle
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2592 on: June 22, 2017, 12:23:49 PM »
It's too hot to cuddle.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2593 on: June 22, 2017, 12:24:48 PM »
I'm too hot for you.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2594 on: June 22, 2017, 12:28:06 PM »
The bed is on fire!

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