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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2535 on: June 06, 2017, 07:04:00 AM »
Nooooo! I just washed those!!!  :facepalm2:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2536 on: June 06, 2017, 01:12:48 PM »
We don't NEED the sheets. :eyebrows:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2537 on: June 06, 2017, 04:08:18 PM »
This mattress is very grimy. :zombiefuck:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2538 on: June 06, 2017, 07:30:34 PM »
If CBC is still here Oh man the things I'd do to her butt and boobies
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2539 on: June 06, 2017, 09:21:16 PM »
You'd take her for granite.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2540 on: June 07, 2017, 10:16:02 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on June 06, 2017, 09:21:16 PM
You'd take her for granite.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2541 on: June 07, 2017, 02:03:52 PM »
He's getting his rocks off  :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2542 on: June 07, 2017, 02:19:51 PM »
Well you're a real stunner:)
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2543 on: June 07, 2017, 02:20:46 PM »
Yay! He used the rules! :laugh:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2544 on: June 07, 2017, 02:25:40 PM »
What? No stoner jokes yet?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2545 on: June 07, 2017, 02:43:48 PM »
There's still time, young grasshopper
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2546 on: June 07, 2017, 02:51:06 PM »
What if time runs out?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2547 on: June 07, 2017, 03:07:18 PM »
Then we start over again
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2548 on: June 07, 2017, 08:57:06 PM »
Are we ganja get naked?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2549 on: June 07, 2017, 11:53:59 PM »
Strip off that fur coat.
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