If you woke up naked next to...

[Phoenix]

I'm too tired for fun.

[Lestat]

If phoenix is who I think she is...I would be one of the luckiest guys on the face of the earth! because miss K is such a sweetie, and since she left, I've missed her much and thought about her often.

[odeon]

Why not count to five?

[Gopher Gary]

You look better through binoculars. 

[Phoenix]

If phoenix is who I think she is...I would be one of the luckiest guys on the face of the earth! because miss K is such a sweetie, and since she left, I've missed her much and thought about her often.

That's more than 5 words 

(But yes, I am MK and you are very sweet to say that)   

[odeon]

Let's get back to business.

['andersom']

Could you rub my shoulders?

[Phoenix]

It would be my pleasure

[odeon]

Rub my, um, shoulders too?

[Phoenix]

That's what you call it?

[Gopher Gary]

No one's rubbing my stuff. 

[odeon]

But you are a gopher.

[Phoenix]

I thought gophers liked rubs?

[odeon]

That gopher shouldn't get any.

[Lestat]

Count to 5? why? whats that about? (in the context of this thread, obviously)

And I have miss K, I was kinda gutted when you left. Well, more than kind of. You have been missed a lot.

*lestat winds around miss K's ankles and purrs like a .50 cal autocannon being fired*