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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2250 on: November 19, 2016, 02:19:11 PM »
*I* don't wanna do it.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2251 on: November 19, 2016, 05:33:01 PM »
We'll let Lady Weeble do it.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2252 on: November 20, 2016, 01:09:55 AM »
That's six words, Your Majesty.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2253 on: November 20, 2016, 10:18:49 AM »
  One doesn't correct Her Majesty. :queenie:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2254 on: November 20, 2016, 03:14:09 PM »
Back to bed, odeon.

(there, the 2 posts averaged out to 5.)
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2255 on: November 20, 2016, 04:49:13 PM »
Want to see a puppet show?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2256 on: November 20, 2016, 05:08:30 PM »
Back to bed, odeon.

(there, the 2 posts averaged out to 5.)

I've been bad, Your Majesty. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2257 on: November 20, 2016, 07:03:57 PM »
Back to bed, odeon.

(there, the 2 posts averaged out to 5.)

I've been bad, Your Majesty. :zoinks:

Quit skipping me in bed.  >:(
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2258 on: November 20, 2016, 09:34:50 PM »
Your grass munching wakes me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2259 on: November 21, 2016, 01:49:34 AM »
Is that what it is?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2260 on: November 21, 2016, 10:49:38 AM »
  What else would gophers munch?  :dunno:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2261 on: November 21, 2016, 10:51:20 AM »
You don't want to know.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2262 on: November 21, 2016, 10:56:42 AM »
  I already know too much.  :headhurts:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2263 on: November 21, 2016, 03:14:27 PM »
What exactly do you know? :-\
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2264 on: November 21, 2016, 04:15:09 PM »
  Why should I tell you?  :P
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


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--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
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