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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1800 on: April 29, 2016, 05:19:42 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 28, 2016, 08:17:27 PM
Your butt crack looks cozy.  :zoinks:

  Your fuzzy coat looks flammable.  :flamer:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1801 on: April 29, 2016, 11:12:28 PM »
I offer free gynecological exams.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1802 on: April 30, 2016, 12:20:21 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 29, 2016, 11:12:28 PM
I offer free gynecological exams.  :zoinks:

  And I do free taxidermy. :trollskull:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1803 on: April 30, 2016, 03:47:56 AM »
You've got bizarre bedside manners.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1804 on: May 03, 2016, 08:14:41 PM »
I have some latex gloves.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1805 on: May 04, 2016, 06:32:52 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on May 03, 2016, 08:14:41 PM
I have some latex gloves.  :zoinks:

  I have a plastic bag. :trollskull:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1806 on: May 04, 2016, 03:04:03 PM »
There is a river nesarby. :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1807 on: May 04, 2016, 09:35:39 PM »
Are we going to skinnydip?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1808 on: May 04, 2016, 10:37:39 PM »
Is the dip Ranch dip?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1809 on: May 05, 2016, 09:22:13 AM »
  Gophers cooked in ranch dressing ... :drool:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1810 on: May 05, 2016, 01:32:55 PM »
Does Gordon Ramsey work in this bedroom?  What would he say about that dish?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1811 on: May 05, 2016, 01:36:24 PM »
Will you scratch my back? :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1812 on: May 05, 2016, 01:47:38 PM »
 :bonban:  It's the closest thing we have.  Use it on your back or anywhere else that suits your appetite.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1813 on: May 05, 2016, 01:51:44 PM »
Say it in five words.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1814 on: May 05, 2016, 02:43:21 PM »
banana up your ass, okay?
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