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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1350 on: July 30, 2015, 07:14:54 PM »
Want to have some fun with electricity?  :eyebrows: :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1351 on: July 30, 2015, 10:19:57 PM »
I'm not a new-fangled girl.  Firelight is fine with me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1352 on: July 30, 2015, 11:46:46 PM »
Doesn't have to be Paris.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1353 on: July 31, 2015, 08:42:23 AM »
With some bagpipes skirling for mood music?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1354 on: August 01, 2015, 03:14:52 AM »
You think bagpipes are romantic? :o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1355 on: August 01, 2015, 07:19:19 AM »
I always associate bagpipes with Spock's funeral or Braveheart. I don't think the death of the first officer and Mel Gibson in blue war paint with a Scottish accent cutting down English bastards with a sword are romantic images.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1356 on: August 01, 2015, 10:20:15 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 01, 2015, 03:14:52 AM
You think bagpipes are romantic? :o

Bagpipes are romantic, stirring, inspiring, everything.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1357 on: August 01, 2015, 06:52:50 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 01, 2015, 10:20:15 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 01, 2015, 03:14:52 AM
You think bagpipes are romantic? :o

Bagpipes are romantic, stirring, inspiring, everything.

Well I associate them with death and war so it's not exactly a turn on.

This music is though:



If you decide to make love to this music, the crescendo is the point of orgasm.  :eyelash: :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1358 on: August 01, 2015, 07:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 01, 2015, 06:52:50 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 01, 2015, 10:20:15 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 01, 2015, 03:14:52 AM
You think bagpipes are romantic? :o

Bagpipes are romantic, stirring, inspiring, everything.

Well I associate them with death and war so it's not exactly a turn on.

This music is though:



If you decide to make love to this music, the crescendo is the point of orgasm.  :eyelash: :autism:

Yes, electricity vs firelight
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1359 on: August 01, 2015, 08:00:44 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 01, 2015, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 01, 2015, 06:52:50 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 01, 2015, 10:20:15 AM
Quote from: odeon on August 01, 2015, 03:14:52 AM
You think bagpipes are romantic? :o

Bagpipes are romantic, stirring, inspiring, everything.

Well I associate them with death and war so it's not exactly a turn on.

This music is though:



If you decide to make love to this music, the crescendo is the point of orgasm.  :eyelash: :autism:

Yes, electricity vs firelight

Don't leave out the batteries..  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1360 on: August 02, 2015, 02:30:19 AM »
Do you need batteries yourself?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1361 on: August 03, 2015, 08:23:23 PM »
How about glow sticks instead?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1362 on: August 03, 2015, 11:56:20 PM »
Those will definitely need batteries.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1363 on: August 04, 2015, 08:11:23 PM »
Will your server go down?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1364 on: August 05, 2015, 12:10:05 AM »
Down on you, you mean?
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