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Offline MLA

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1050 on: April 17, 2015, 02:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2015, 01:36:35 PM
You again? Do you want me to put on some sexy music to put you in the mood?  :eyelash:

If you do it right
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1051 on: April 17, 2015, 02:14:05 PM »
Quote from: Hubert on April 17, 2015, 02:08:12 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on April 17, 2015, 01:36:35 PM
You again? Do you want me to put on some sexy music to put you in the mood?  :eyelash:

If you do it right

I have three in mind







Pick your favourite  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1052 on: April 17, 2015, 02:32:54 PM »
Can you count to five?
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1053 on: April 17, 2015, 02:52:43 PM »
Counting in bed, no fun.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1054 on: April 17, 2015, 04:01:01 PM »
I can see five limbs.  :o
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1055 on: April 17, 2015, 06:42:15 PM »
He got the first right!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1056 on: April 17, 2015, 07:32:16 PM »
I see your actus reus.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1057 on: April 17, 2015, 10:59:19 PM »
But my mens rea's lacking
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1058 on: April 18, 2015, 12:09:33 AM »
Keep me on my toes.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1059 on: April 18, 2015, 03:17:44 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 18, 2015, 12:09:33 AM
Keep me on my toes.

Okey dokey  :autism:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1060 on: April 18, 2015, 04:56:17 AM »
Get out of this bedroom.  :chainsaw:
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1061 on: April 18, 2015, 10:42:17 AM »
But my hands are warm.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1062 on: April 18, 2015, 11:18:30 AM »
There are rules to this?
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1063 on: April 18, 2015, 03:55:33 PM »
I can see your cockpit.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #1064 on: April 18, 2015, 04:14:07 PM »
How are you still living?

 :stick:
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.
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