Things I am doing in my life right now

[odeon]

  As long as it doesn't involve multitasking.

[Crusader]

As creative writing goes, its more flailing blindly than sharp and pointed. Methinks thy broadsword needs a bit more of an edge.... 

I am much better at creative butchery than writing dear foe. I would love to challenge you in hand to hand combat. I'm sure I could make you bloody pretty!

[duncvis]

I doubt it, thou mediaeval knob jockey. 

[odeon]

Oh, it's here, too. Better not feed it, though.

[Lucifer]

CRAP!

[odeon]

Crap?

You're being rather vocal tonight?

[Lucifer]

it's my campaign.  do pay attention.  tut.

[Lucifer]

anyway, i thought you liked my *ahem* "quiet" responses? 

[odeon]

Quiet? You're saying "crap" all the time... 

[Lucifer]

no i'm not!

i'm saying "C.R.A.P."  which is entirely different.

besides, i meant my quieter responses in our more... intimate moments, darl'...     

[odeon]

Oh... 

[Crusader]

I doubt it, thou mediaeval knob jockey. 

Did you get circumcized at birth because your screech is so high I can barely hear you. Challenge me to a joust and I will knock you off your horse with your torso hanging on the end of my lance!

[duncvis]

Do you have dreams of long pink trains going into tunnels?

[Lucifer]

nah - he has dreams, nay fantasies, of mediocrity.