Big victory for the DUP too.
If you're going to vote out a political party for selling it's soul, it's probably not a good idea to vote in the party it sold it's soul to and give them all the power they want in the process.
It's also probably not a very good idea to vote for Dumb Useless Pricks (DUP) either. Unless you actually hate the disabled, the elderly, the poor, the LGBT community, immigrants, Muslims, ethnic minorities, the unemployed, the NHS, young people and well just about everyone else who's going to get fucked over in the next five years in both Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK.
Here's to five more years of bullshit.