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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #690 on: September 08, 2012, 12:04:24 PM »
Pierce their eyeballs with a corkscrew, rammed directly into the prefrontal cortex.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #691 on: September 08, 2012, 01:08:32 PM »
Quarantine them... for 30 years without food.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #692 on: September 08, 2012, 01:13:35 PM »
Rape with broken vodka bottle.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #693 on: September 08, 2012, 01:30:40 PM »
Strangle them.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #694 on: September 08, 2012, 03:57:02 PM »
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #695 on: September 08, 2012, 04:09:42 PM »
Unravel their bowels, after slashing their stomach open, reach in, and squeeze their lungs from the inside, then hang the fucker from their own intestine as a noose :P
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #696 on: September 08, 2012, 04:17:03 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on September 08, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
Unravel their bowels, after slashing their stomach open, reach in, and squeeze their lungs from the inside, then hang the fucker from their own intestine as a noose :P

Nice. That was actually a punishment for real where I live in the 16th Century  :viking:
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #697 on: September 08, 2012, 04:17:09 PM »
Vivisection
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #698 on: September 08, 2012, 04:20:36 PM »
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #699 on: September 08, 2012, 04:23:43 PM »
Lol, lit...I'm just created.

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #700 on: September 08, 2012, 04:26:29 PM »
X-ray marathons, for the slow demise.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #701 on: September 08, 2012, 04:33:26 PM »
Was my "W" not good or detailed enough? :grrr:

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #702 on: September 08, 2012, 04:35:58 PM »
Zip gun
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #703 on: September 08, 2012, 04:45:37 PM »
We posted at the same time trigger.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #704 on: September 11, 2012, 08:47:53 AM »
Atom bomb.. (should be adequate).
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