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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #495 on: August 23, 2010, 09:04:48 AM »
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #496 on: August 23, 2010, 11:20:11 AM »
Hoover them up and throw them in the dustbin.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #497 on: August 23, 2010, 01:50:02 PM »
Ignite them, after marinading them in kerosine.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #498 on: August 23, 2010, 04:52:34 PM »
Juxtapose their insides and outside
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #499 on: August 23, 2010, 05:00:51 PM »
Knee them in the skull
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #500 on: August 23, 2010, 07:27:55 PM »
Line them up like dominos next to a cliff.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #501 on: August 24, 2010, 02:30:48 PM »


Metaphorically berate them into performing a ritual Seppuku.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #502 on: August 24, 2010, 03:15:06 PM »
Send them to a NUDIST CAMP where they might die of embarrassment.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #503 on: August 24, 2010, 03:17:15 PM »
Offer them a final resting place.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #504 on: August 24, 2010, 03:41:47 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 24, 2010, 03:17:15 PM
Offer them a final resting place.

Powerfully persuade them to accept said offer.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #505 on: August 24, 2010, 03:42:41 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 24, 2010, 03:41:47 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 24, 2010, 03:17:15 PM
Offer them a final resting place.

Powerfully persuade them to accept said offer.

Quell their doubts. :zoinks:
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #506 on: August 24, 2010, 06:13:37 PM »


Arrrrr, them, finally, as all really good pirates do.



(Is everything OK, Odeon?  This last is a bit out of your usual style)
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #507 on: August 24, 2010, 06:26:54 PM »
Stipulate that they take said offer OR ELSE!
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #508 on: August 25, 2010, 03:12:33 PM »
Tickle them, thereby provoking a heart attack.


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(Is everything OK, Odeon?  This last is a bit out of your usual style)

I'm fine. I was a bit desperate, that's all.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #509 on: August 25, 2010, 03:18:04 PM »
Usurpation of their bodies.

An army of dead drones.  :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:
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